Choose the dunberest:
Football star shoots self in crowded NYC nightclub when pistol stuck in sweatpants falls and goes off
-or- from today’s
SacBee Capitol Alert:
Speaking of shortfalls, the California Lottery Commission meets today to discuss, among other things, lottery ticket sales, or lack thereof. Oh, and the commission will be asked to approve a $4.3 million contract with a Sacramento firm to do the final design for a new lottery headquarters.
…only one criterion short for qualification for the Annual Darwin Awards